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Drew - Via Twitter
Wrote this joke as a kid let me know if its still funny - Hi Drew! NO BUS DRIVER GARY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE ANYMORE, IT FEELS WRONG! #Secrets
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Drew - Via Twitter
Started using an electric toothbrush 2 days ago and it feels AMAZING! Just make sure u use lube the first few times u stick it in ur butt.
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Just mixed 2 conditioners in the shower, now my hairs Confidently Clean & Ultra Moist. Just like the ladies. AM I RIGHT LADIES! #SorryLadies
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I just shit myself while riding the exercise bike, now trying to blame it on one of these old geezers in the area. #YOLO
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue We aint as bad as them movies make us seem, we..STOP THE CAR! GRAB UR GUN! I JUST SAW A RACCOON RUN BEHIND THAT TREE!
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "You know who really is that there voice of ’Merica...Toby Keith. Like a modern day Lone Ranger if u ask me."
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "Well I’ll be danged, ur right, I aint never seen a cow do that before. Move over and give me a turn will ya."
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#NebraskaMovieDialogue "Well pa, now that u mention it I guess cousin Penny does have a mighty attractive dumper, I guess I’ll ask her out."
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I just ate 2 Fiber Plus bars and am now heading to the gym, cant wait to do some intense squat thrusts and see what happens #YOLO #Poop
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I hope #DoraTheExplorer never gets married because she is 1 nagging bitch. #SwiperStopSwiping . Damn woman, swiping is his name & his game.
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@HeatherDawn9810 Good idea because I might stop by and slap u for watching Pretty Little Liars #SecretlyMyFavoriteShow #IllNeverTell
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I wonder why #Porn stars always wear high heels while having sex, probably so they can get a little closer to heaven #OrTheFloorIsSticky
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Just saw the Australian Open is on, now I know the REAL reason @LauraJaneGrace @jimmyjames_b @SewardAndrew r heading down under #TennisPros
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Looks like Ive sold at least 1 box to @ThatGirlTippy - Balls in ur court (pun intended) @Jumpman23 . #SpaceJam Tampons, coming soon!
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#NewProductIdea Crotchless Tube Socks. Actually that one might work better in Japan. #NewJapaneseProductIdea
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#NewProductIdea Tampons based on the hit movie #SpaceJam. Space Jam Tampons, Jam Them In Your Space!
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#NewProductIdea The 1 piece puzzle. For people who like to look at puzzles but don’t want to be the hipster douches that put them together
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@tori_mich I think #GhostTweets are the future of Twitter, even though its scary as hell seeing ghosts using up all my data plan.
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The words "Channing Tatum" shall now and forever only be used to describe a half eaten bag of Tato Skins #TheyLookAndActTheSame
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Compliment I just gave my 2 yr old "Ur really good at seeing geese!" Hey, they cant all be doctors and lawyers #WhoWouldMakeTheSandwiches ?
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